Comedy writer & Performer

Molly Clark

Competitive food eater Molly Schuyler won the Big Texan Steak Challenge Championship by devouring a 72 oz. steak in 2 minutes and 48 seconds! You won’t find any more information about her here, as this is Molly Clark’s website.
Since you seem to have a thing for meat and “Mollys,” let me drop another crazy one for ya! When Molly Clark was fifteen, she wore a hotdog costume to Whole Foods and attempted to entertain the staff and shoppers while filming the escapade. As you can imagine, the iMovie went viral (among her grandparents). The joyful and semi-terrified reactions from the shoppers sparked a flame in Molly that’s been cooking little meaty ideas ever since.
 

 

Molly Clark is a gay comedy writer and performer based in New York. She has been featured in The New York Times, The Philadelphia Inquirer, The New York Post, Buzzfeed, WOHAHA, NBC4NewYork, ABCNews, and many more.  

In May 2019, she graduated with a BFA in film and television from the NYU Tisch School of the Arts. Following graduation, Molly studied screen-acting at Stone Street Studios and completed improv 101-401 at Upright Citizens Brigade. 

Since graduation, four of Molly’s shorts have been selected to screen at film festivals nationwide. Molly has won a REMI award at Worldfest-Houston International Film Festival, taken home seven awards for three different shorts in the Best Shorts Competition, won “Best Mockumentary” at the Atlanta Comedy Festival and “Best Comedy” at the Hollywood Verge Film Festival, alongside many more official selections and nominations for her self-produced shorts and sketches. In the fall of 2020, Molly was seen by millions for her viral MTA impression on TikTok, which led to her own voice being recorded for the NYC Subway and accidentally lasting TikTok fame.

Since helping you “stand clear of the closing doors,” she has been working on one of her many feature films and original pilot scripts. Molly’s feature screenplay “Sugar Babies” was trending on THE BLACKLIST as a top comedy screenplay in the fall of 2022, was a Semifinalist for the ScreenCraft Screenwriting Fellowship 2022,  and is currently ranked in the 4% on Coverfly for all features. 

In February 2022, Molly launched her podcast “Please Don’t Tell Anyone” which shares unexpected stories by ordinary people and has received over 500k downloads since its inception and has grown into a viral social media spin-off series “What’s Your Secret.”

In 2023 Molly wrote her second feature “The Family Tree” and is preparing to shop her features in the new year. When not writing and podcasting Molly is creating her next viral social media character. 

To get your daily dose of Molly, follow @highon_molly on Instagram and TikTok, .

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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 Sugar Babies || Buddy Comedy 

When a shoo-in product pitch doesn’t go as planned, two best friends and business partners must turn to a night of epic sugar-baby-ing to pay off their debts.

Accolades: Trending on THE BLACKLIST (Fall 2022) | Semifinalist, ScreenCraft Screenwriting Fellowship (2022) | Quarterfinalist, Female Driven Screenwriting Contest (2022) | Quarterfinalist, ScreenCraft Feature Competition (2021)

 

 The Family Tree || Comedy

 In search of a family connection after a bleak lung cancer diagnosis, adopted diner owner Paula is thrilled when she matches with her biological sister, Rebecca, on 23andMe. However, for New York heiress Rebecca, the match becomes a shocking waking nightmare that threatens what she holds dearest: her massive inheritance.

Accolades: Current Semifinalist, The Script Lab Screenplay Contest (2024) | Current Quarterfinalist, The Atlanta Film Festival | Top 4% of all scripts on Coverfly

 

 The Retreat || Indie Dramedy

 Struggling with her relationship's uncertain future, Kate retreats to a picturesque inn in the Catskills with her overbearing mother. Their weekend takes a turn when Kate bumps into her therapist under the least likely circumstances, sparking a series of events that push all three women toward unexpected growth and hilarious revelations. 

 

TV PILOTS

 

 Danger To Society || Half-Hour Dramedy

 When the lives of a self-doubting, manic rehab director, a canceled, unhinged celebrity chef, and a privileged, parentified twenty-something fall apart, they must confront their demons and untangle their unexpected connections to each other or risk losing the place that can save them, Canyon Peaks Women’s Rehab.

Accolades: Finalist, Shore Scripts TV Pilot Contest (2021) | Semifinalist, Nantucket Film Festival Tony Cox Award | Quarterfinalist, Atlanta Film Festival Screenplay Competition (2022) | Quarterfinalist, CineStory TV Retreat and Fellowship Competition (2022) | Quarterfinalist, Filmmatic Inroads Fellowship (Season 5)

Carny || Half-Hour Comedy

When the life of CIA operative Gina is at stake, she is put into the highest level of agent protection—working for a traveling carnival.

 

 SHORT FILM

 

This Blows || 15pg. 

 

An 11-year-old girl's innocent question about a crude proposition sends her babysitter into a frantic and humorous scramble, culminating in a creative and chaotic solution at a suburban birthday party.

 

Shooting Fall 2024 - Directed By Talia Smith

 

 

 


 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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